Happy Families
Mum makes God.
God makes Dad.
Dad wants Mum.
Mum needs Dad.
Baby is born.
Mum loves Baby.
Baby needs Mum.
Dad wants Family.
Baby is bad.
Baby is punished.
Baby acts good.
Baby goes mad.
Baby hates parents.
Parents are sad.
Dad blames Mum.
Mum blames Dad.
Parents need help.
Parents go to Doctor.
Doctor explains reason.
"Genetic determinism".
"Baby was not bad".
"Baby is not mad".
"DNA is the cause".
"No one is to blame".
Family dies out.
Family rejoins the only family
that was ever truly happy.
Amen